Latest Quotes

“Flames hit my face from watching the world burn.”

— Dreamcrusher, Fever

“Each year, about five thousand people kill someone and don’t get caught, and a percentage of these men and women have undoubtedly killed more than once.”

— Harry Campbell, The Serial-Killer Detector

“After ten years of trying to create social density in the pastoral, I decided that I have a better shot of bringing the pastoral to the urban experience.”

— Zach Klein, Future Suburbs

“Boy, I love meeting people's moms. It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts.”

— Brett Goldstein, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, The Signal

“You are more mysterious than David Blaine reading a Sue Grafton novel in Area 51.”

— Brett Goldstein, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, The Signal

“We’re a bit too overly-interested in the creative aspect. We need to fulfill ourselves over everything else, otherwise this project simply isn’t going to last. So we’re throwing ourselves back into the wilderness.””

— George Clarke, When The Sun Hits

“Sometimes you get hurt and the hurt sticks around for a little while. It's okay. It will pass.”

— Chrissy Stockton, Your Heart Will Heal

“This isn't some tourist attraction. This is a musical. We're in an actual musical.”

— Cinco Paul, Ken Daurio, Melissa Gimble, Cecily Strong, Schmigadoon!

“You know how much I hate musicals. People don't just bust out in song like that in real life.”

— Ken Daurio, Cinco Paul, Josh Skinner, Keegan-Michael Key, Schmigadoon!

“I think a fella should only take as long as the tune 'Easy Lover' by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey to get dressed in the morning.”

— Bill Lawrence, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, Rainbow

“Fuck, you're amazing. Let's invade France.”

— Bill Lawrence, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Keeley Jones, Juno Temple, Rainbow

“I suppose... the best brand is just being yourself.”

— Bill Lawrence, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Leslie Higgins, Jeremy Swift, Rainbow

“Gentlemen, believing in rom-communism is all about believing that everything's gonna work out in the end.”

— Bill Lawrence, Brendan Hunt, Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso, Jason Sudeikis, Rainbow

“If you died, the world would blur.”

— Judd Apatow, Lena Dunham, Sarah Heyward, Adam Sackler, Adam Driver, Deep Inside

“It’s kind of just turned into a big giant family.”

— Marissa Meizz, Meeting Online Friends in Real Life

“I don't catalog my mind. It's unhealthy.”

— Lena Dunham, Adam Sackler, Adam Driver, Truth or Dare

“The only reason anybody from a studio comes to see you is if they think you’re going to make them money; they don’t come because they like you.”

— John Carpenter, John Carpenter Q&A

“The Taliban, meanwhile, worked to cover up any images of women on billboards and storefronts, essentially erasing progress that had been made in the last two decades.”

— Sami Yousafzai Syed Fazl-E-Haider Barbie Latza Nadeau, Desperate Afghan ‘Helpers’ Cling to Planes as U.S. Abandons Them at Kabul’s Airport

“I don't want to be a plus one my whole life.”

— Mike White, Rachel Patton, Alexandra Daddario, Departures

“We're all just trying to win the game of life.”

— Mike White, Mark Mossbacher, Steve Zahn, The Lotus-Eaters