Latest Quotes

“A breakup can feel almost like a death … and it kind of is. It’s the death of potential, the death of all the possibilities that could have been.”

— Sabrina Alexis, Everything You Need To Know If You Want Love That Lasts

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”

— Eleanor Roosevelt, This is My Story

“Don’t spend your time on and give your heart to any guy who makes you wonder about anything related to his feelings for you.”

— Greg Behrendt, He's Just not That Into You

“If he really cared about you it wouldn’t be an almost thing.”

— Isabelle Zanzer, Why An 'Almost Relationship' Is Nothing But A Waste Of Your Time

“Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.”

— Greg Behrendt, He's Just not That Into You

“Almost relationships fall into the following categories: hook-ups, casual f*ck buddies, Tinder baes, summer flings, winter cuffs…Anything where you had more than 1 sexy encounter and 2 mushy thoughts about your ‘friend’ i.e. you know what they look like coming out of the shower & what kind of flower…”

— Paige McPhee, Why Almost-Relationships Are Ten Times Worse Than The Real Thing

“But what I can do is paint you a picture of what you’ll never see when you’re with a guy who’s really into you: You’ll never see yourself staring maniacally at your phone, willing it to ring. You’ll never see you ruining an evening with friends because you’re calling for your messages every fifteen…”

— Greg Behrendt, He's Just not That Into You

“If cats could text you back, they wouldn't.”

— Audrey Porne, twitter.com

“Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke up with you. Remember, the only reason he can miss you is because he’s choosing, every day, not to be with you.”

— Greg Behrendt, He's Just not That Into You

“I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now I'm going to a different cafe.”

— Cause We're Guys, twitter.com

“Never use profanity. Unless you live on the East Coast. Where it is considered punctuation and shit.”

— Sherry, twitter.com

“When someone shows you who they are the first time, believe them.”

— Maya Angelou, 15 Lessons You'll Learn From Almost Relationships

“Saw girl I have crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stǿrås Innjørdën he opens a Főnstǝrviviǵ”

— Matt Oswalt, twitter.com

“Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.”

— Jimmy Sharpe, twitter.com

“Nobody works harder than a drunk person trying to carefully whisper a secret.”

— Elizabeth Hackett, twitter.com

“I'm sick of the commute to my refrigerator.”

— June O'Hara, twitter.com

“Putting your iPod on shuffle around your friends is like playing Russian roulette with their respect for you.”

— Holly Ann, twitter.com

“To whoever invented the zero: thanks for nothing.”

— Bad Joke Cat, twitter.com

“I don't think we’re as amazing as our parents are. I'm not going to have any struggles to tell my kids about. What's my story going to be like? Ah, son, once, when I was flying from New York to L.A., my iPad died!”

— Aziz Ansari, Aziz Ansari: Live at Madison Square Garden - Thanks Mom and Dad - Netflix [HD]

“My bank statement just looks like a list of every fast food restaurant within a 10-mile radius.”

— Christopher Hudspeth, twitter.com