Latest Quotes

“Andy Kaufman: You don't know the real me. Lynne Margulies: There isn't a real you. Andy Kaufman: Oh yeah, I forgot.”

— Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski, Andy Kaufman/Tony Clifton, Jim Carrey, Man On The Moon

“You stupid fucking cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fuckin…”

— David Mamet, Ricky Roma, Al Pacino, Glengarry Glen Ross

“Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?”

— Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski, Orson Welles, Vincent D'Onofrio, Ed Wood

“Wyafiswyg. What you ask for is what you get.”

— Douglas Adams, Douglas Adams Hyperland

“A micron is a motion icon. It's motion because it's a sequence of frames that are run in a loop, and it's an icon because [..] it's used as a representation for an idea or a concept or a piece of information in some form.”

— Hans Peter Brondmo, Douglas Adams Hyperland

“You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.”

— Paul Thomas Anderson, Dirk Diggler, Mark Wahlberg, Boogie Nights

“Wow added that those who made bookings by credit card or via a European travel agent should try to get their money back through those businesses.”

— David Reid, Icelandic airline Wow Air collapses and cancels all flights

“Dylan Leary: You think you really can take me on? Young Jun: That’s the wrong question. Dylan Leary: Oh, yeah? What’s the right one? Young Jun: [takes out two men with two punches] Do you really want to find out?”

— Jonathan Tropper, Young Jun, Jason Tobin, Warrior

“You learn more from your bad things than your good things.”

— Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne: ‘My problem, really, is I don’t remember I’m 70’

“My problem, really, is I don’t remember I’m 70.”

— Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne: ‘My problem, really, is I don’t remember I’m 70’

“It’s crazy that anyone would think I’d be in league with the Devil, because I’m terrified of all kinds of shit.”

— Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne: ‘My problem, really, is I don’t remember I’m 70’

“You can’t say what I do is a job—it’s a fucking gift from God.”

— Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne Opens Up About Marriage, Sobriety, Life Post–Black Sabbath

“Be careful, because with fame and success comes ego.”

— Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne Opens Up About Marriage, Sobriety, Life Post–Black Sabbath

“I wasn’t so much of a dad as I was an extra delinquent child for my wife.”

— Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne Opens Up About Marriage, Sobriety, Life Post–Black Sabbath

“If I’m alone in my head, it’s a bad area.”

— Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne

“You couldn’t write my story; you couldn’t invent me.”

— Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne

“I guess whoever the man is upstairs, if there even is one, wants me to stick around.”

— Ozzy Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne

“It’s tough to describe the millennial lifestyle when you’re not a millennial.”

— Carli Velocci, Broad City

“The budget airline Wow air has collapsed, leaving passengers stranded after all flights were cancelled.”

— Yahoo, Budget airline Wow air collapses with all flights cancelled and passengers stranded

“If you’re a creator, you’re most likely on Instagram. I mean, duh.”

— The H Hub, How To Navigate Social Media As A Creative