“Why did the can crusher quit his job. Because it was soda pressing.”Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? A: ‘Put it on my bill.’”Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Which rock group has four guys who can’t sing or play instruments? A: Mount Rushmore.”Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Why were they called the Dark Ages? A: Because there were lots of knights.”Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What does the world’s top dentist get? A: A little plaque.”Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.”Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean? A: A chalkboard.”Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? A: ‘You're too young to smoke.’”Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Why is there no gambling in Africa? A: There are too many cheetahs!”Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.”Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.”Tagged: PG Funny, Value Proportion Funny
“Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q: How many lawyer jokes are in existence? A: Only three. All the rest are true stories.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes
“Q: What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A doberman pinscher.”Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, doberman Pinscher