“Beavis: [sings] Don't wanna fall in mud! Butt-head: [sings] All I wanna do is sell my blood! Beavis: What do you think they pay for, like, a gallon of blood? Butt-head: Just be cool, dude! Don't take their first offer!”Tagged: blood drive, Negotiation
“Mr. Van Driessen: This is the '90s, people. A '9' upside down is a '6,' so let's turn the '90s upside down and recapture the spirit of the '60s, okay? Butt-head: Watch those flashbacks, dude.”Tagged: 1960s, 1990s, flashbacks
“[Watching a Public Image Ltd music video] Public Image Ltd.: I could be black, I could be white... Butt-head: You're WHITE.”
“Beavis: M-80s? Butt-head: Firecrackers? [Mexican woman shrugs] Beavis: Fireworks? [Mexican woman shrugs] Butt-head: These people are stupid.”Tagged: Firecrackers, Stupid
“Beavis: Hey, Butt-head, do you think a man will ever land on Uranus? Butt-head: Maybe on your anus. Beavis: This chainsaw kicks ass! Pruning is cool! Butt-head: Yeah! Let's go prune some power lines!”Tagged: Uranus, Anus, Boy Humor
“They have all this, like, complicated stuff and it makes the TV do, like, things that look weird. It's cool. It's called "special defects".”
“Hey Beavis, I hear that if you fill a room with gas, and light a match, all the oxygen, like, disappears, and we'll get a killer buzz!”
“Mr. Van Driessen: Today, we're going to explore the world of haiku. Butt-head: We're gonna explore the world of getting high? Cool! Huh huh. Mr. Van Driessen: No, Butt-head. Not ‘high, cool,’ but the ancient, Japanese, spare, haunting poetry called ‘haiku.’”Tagged: haiku, Getting High, Japanese
“Hey spank your own monkey all you want, but keep your hands off mine.”Tagged: masturbation, Spanking the Monkey
“Butt-head: Hey, Mr. Anderson, are you gonna die pretty soon? Beavis: Yeah, and leave all your money to someone? Butt-head: That would be cool.”Tagged: Wishing for Death, Inheritance
“Sergeant: Has anybody in your family been in the service? Butt-Head: Uh, Beavis's dad was in the Navy. Sergeant: Is that so? Butt-Head: Yea. He was a seaman.”