“Brian Griffin: Seriously, who buys a novelty fire extinguisher? Peter Griffin: I'll tell you who: someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his entire family into serious danger, that's who.”Tagged: Holiday Spirit, Merry Christmas, Dysfunctional Family
“So you can cook your own damned turkey, wrap your own damned presents - and while you're at it, you can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to Hell!”Tagged: Holiday Spirit, Merry Christmas, annoyed, angry