“Peter Griffin: This party couldn't be better if Jesus was here. Jesus: For my next miracle, I will turn water... into FUNK.”Tagged: jesus, Funny, party, Snark
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all, shut the hell up!”Tagged: Holiday Spirit, Christmas, Snark, Sassy, Shut The Hell Up
“[to Meg] If there was a God would He give you a smokin' hot mom like Lois and then have you grow up looking like Peter?”Tagged: God, Don't Believe In God, Snark, SASS, Sassy
“Oh yeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell what I'm thinking? I'm thinking shut up and get a salad!”Tagged: Can't Read Minds, shut up, Snark, SASS, Sassy