“Merry Christmas to all, and to all, shut the hell up!”Tagged: Holiday Spirit, Christmas, Snark, Sassy, Shut The Hell Up
“Peter Griffin: Me? Go to a PTA meeting? What, are you high? Lois Griffin: Nah, not anymore, I crashed hours ago. By the way, we are out of chips, cookies, and funnybones.”Tagged: Sassy, high, Munchies, Parenting
“[to Meg] If there was a God would He give you a smokin' hot mom like Lois and then have you grow up looking like Peter?”Tagged: God, Don't Believe In God, Snark, SASS, Sassy
“Oh yeah? Can you read my mind? Can you tell what I'm thinking? I'm thinking shut up and get a salad!”Tagged: Can't Read Minds, shut up, Snark, SASS, Sassy