“Mom, if you're going to reminisce, I'll be forced to call Social Services.”Tagged: Social Services, Reminice, Sassy
“Brittany: Hey, even though I'm much more popular, we have some things in common. Daria: Breathing?”Tagged: Popular, Sassy, breathing, Things In Common
“The whole thing's enough to turn your stomach. Which I guess is good if you want to be a model. Eases the transition to bulimia.”Tagged: Stomach, model, Bulimia, transition, Sassy
“Brittany: If you think you're going to take Kevin away from me, you're wrong. Because he's my Kevin, and you're, you're a... a brain! Daria: You know, Brittany, that was actually a very astute observation about the likelihood of my dating your boyfriend.”Tagged: Boyfriend, Jealousy, Brain, Lab Partner, Dating
“Quinn: Is this gonna take long? I'm suppose to be somewhere. Daria: Oh, is there another tight pants sale going on at the mall?”Tagged: Sassy, Tight Pants, mall
“Helen: Quinn, what is that thing on your arm? Quinn: Don't worry, mom! It's fake. Daria: Aww, you got a tattoo to match your personality.”Tagged: Tattoo, fake, Personality, Sassy, Diss
“Jane: Did we just see a U.F.O.? Daria: You're getting paranoid. It's probably just an informal get-together of local stalkers. You know, hang out, swap stories, try out each other's skeleton keys.”Tagged: UFO, Paranoid, Local Stalkers, hang out, Sassy
“Quinn: Oh my gosh! If I hadn't gotten up at just that second, that would've hit my head. Daria: Or, something vital.”Tagged: Sassy, Injury, Head, vital
“Quinn: Eww! You're not really gonna eat all that fat, are you? Daria: No, I'm going to stick it in my boots 'cause I love the squishy, squishy feeling 'round my toes.”Tagged: fat, Eat, Squish, Boots, Gross
“Helen: Oh my, where is everyone? Daria: Dad, Tom and Jeffy are outside trying to catch a squirrel and Quinn's in her room crying. Helen: Why? What happened? Daria: Male bonding, I guess.”Tagged: Crying, Male Bonding, Sassy