Jay: [with a tree filled full of numerous rolls of toilet paper in the background] You want to smash some pumpkins? Ernie 'Ice': No. Jay: Well then, do you want to look in windows and watch babes undress? Ernie 'Ice': It's 3am. They're undressed already. Jay: [throws another roll of toilet paper]…
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David Kirschner
David M. Kirschner (born May 29, 1955) is an American film and television producer and screenwriter. His producing credits include the animated feature An American Tail and Child's Play horror film series. 2Career After studying at the University of Southern California School of Cinematic Arts, Kirschner began his career designing album cover art for Neil Diamond, most notably Neil Diamond's The Jazz Singer, and illustrating characters for the Muppets and Sesame Street. In 1983, Kirschner created and released children's book series Rose Petal Place, which spawned two Television specials, toys, clothing and a wide array of licensed consumer products. In 1986, Kirschner created and executive produced An American Tail, which was co-executive produced by Steven Spielberg, and, at its release, was the highest grossing non-Disney produced animated feature of all-time. It was followed by its theatrical sequel An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991), the television series Fievel's American Tails, and two direct-to-video sequels. Kirschner was appointed chairman of Hanna-Barbera Productions in 1989, where he created and executive produced many films, specials and shows, including Wake, Rattle & Roll, Gravedale High and The Pirates of Dark Water. Kirschner is also creator of the Chucky animatronic doll which is featured in the Chucky series. He has actively produced all 6 films in the franchise and is involved in development of Curse of Chucky, a direct-to-video movie for the series which is made by Universal 1440 Entertainment. Other notable productions include 1997's Cats Don't Dance, winner of the 25th annual Annie Award for Best Animated Feature, 2006's Curious George, based upon the book series of the same name The Martian Child, and Golden Globe-nominated Miss Potte
Thackery's Father: Winifred Sanderson? Winifred Sanderson: Yes? Thackery's Father: I will ask thee one final time. Winifred Sanderson: Yes? Thackery's Father: What hast thou done with my son, Thackery? Winifred Sanderson: Thackery? Hmm. Thackery's Father: Answer me! Winifred Sanderson: Well, I don't…
Winifred Sanderson: Well, tell me friend, what is this contraption? Bus Driver: I call it a bus. Winifred Sanderson: A bus. And its purpose? Bus Driver: To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most...[cracks his knuckle] Forbidden desires. Winifred Sanderson: [laughs] Well, fancy! We…
My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow's Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine! [All three witches cackle]
Master's Wife: Okay that's it, party's over! Get out of my house! Master: Now, pudding face. Master's Wife: Shove it, Satan! Sarah: Ooh. Thou mustn't speak to Master in such a manner. Master: They call me Master. Master's Wife: Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna call you. Now, tart-face, take your…
Sarah: What is this place? Mary Sanderson: It reeks of children! Winifred Sanderson: It is a prison for children.
Master: They called me master. Master's Wife: Oh, really? Well. wait until you see what I'm gonna call you!
Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!
Allison: I like your costume, Dani. Dani: Thank you! I really like yours, too. Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos? [Max embarrassed nearly spits out the cider he's drinking] Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!
Master's Wife: Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating? Winifred Sanderson: We'll be younger in the morning. Master's Wife: Yeah, sure, me, too.
Miss Olin: Poor Thackery Binx. Neither his Father nor his Mother nor the entire town ever knew what became of him those 300 years ago. And so, the Sanderson Sisters were hanged by the Salem town folk. Now, there are those who say that on Halloween Night, a black cat still guards the old Sanderson…
Winifred Sanderson: Sisters, All Hallow's Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok! Sarah: Amok! [dances around] Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok. [Winifred punches Sarah in the stomach] Ugh!
Come little children, I'll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.
Winifred Sanderson: Twist the bones and bend the back. Sarah, Mary Sanderson: Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca. Winifred Sanderson: Trim him of his baby fat. Sarah, Mary Sanderson: Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca. Winifred Sanderson: Give him fur black as black, just… Mary Sanderson:…
You know I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one…on toast!
I had to wait 300 years for a virgin to light a candle.
Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?
It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.
Max: We did it, Binx we stopped them! Thackery Binx: I've wanted to do that for 300 years.. since they took Emily. Max: You really miss her, don't you? Man, you can't keep blaming yourself for that. That happened so long ago. Thackery Binx: Take good care of Dani, Max; you'll never know how precious…
Billy Butcherson: Go to hell! Winifred Sanderson: Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.