“I should be the foremost expert on what’s good for me, but I’m not.”Tagged: Expert, Good Things, Good For Me
“I was just jerking off my soul, trying to glean a smug self satisfaction.”Tagged: Soul, Self Satisfication
“Why do they only sell yogurt to women? Like, men eat yogurt.”Tagged: sell, yogurt, Women, Men, Question
“I’m done with feeling insecure when cool kids make me an espresso.”Tagged: Insecure, Cool Kids, Nervous
“Isn’t it weird to think that Beyoncé was a baby once? You almost just don’t believe it.”Tagged: Baby, Beyonce, Thoughts, Belief
“Life’s meant to get boring as you get older so it’s not so disappointing when you die.”Tagged: Life, Boring, older, Disappointed
“It’s weird, because I don’t want to be in the threesome, but I do feel very left out.”Tagged: Weird, threesome, Left Out