“[after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio] Hal: Does she take the cake, or what? Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.”Tagged: Fat-Shaming, take the cake
“Hal: So what do you weigh, like 110? 115? Rosemary: [sarcastically] Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?”Tagged: Fat-Shaming
“[after Rosemary's weight crushed a chair] Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair? What's this shit made out of, anyway? Restaurant Manager: Uhh... Steel.”Tagged: Fat-Shaming
“[Hal is going to make his move on some unattractive girls] Hal: I'm going for the one in the middle. You can have your pick of the other two. Mauricio: So you get the hyena, and I have to choose between the hippo and the giraffe?”Tagged: Fat-Shaming, Thin-Shaming, Objectification
“Tony Robbins: Hal, don't you think you're being a bit shallow here in the way you look at women? Hal: Well, no! You know, I'd like her to be into culture and shit, too. Tony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation; Which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain? Hal: Hmmm,…”Tagged: Fat-Shaming, shallow, Objectification