Movie
Shallow Hal
by Tony Robbins, Gwyneth Paltrow, Rosemary Shanahan, Jack Black, Hal Larson and 49 others
A shallow man falls in love with a 300 pound woman because of her "inner beauty".
(15 total)
Characters
“Hal: So what do you weigh, like 110? 115? Rosemary: [sarcastically] Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?”
— Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, Sean Moynihan, Hal Larson, Jack Black, imdb.com
Tagged: Fat-Shaming
“[after Rosemary's weight crushed a chair] Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair? What's this shit made out of, anyway? Restaurant Manager: Uhh... Steel.”
— Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, Sean Moynihan, Hal Larson, Jack Black, imdb.com
Tagged: Fat-Shaming
“[Hal is going to make his move on some unattractive girls] Hal: I'm going for the one in the middle. You can have your pick of the other two. Mauricio: So you get the hyena, and I have to choose between the hippo and the giraffe?”
— Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, Sean Moynihan, Hal Larson, Jack Black, imdb.com
“Tony Robbins: Hal, don't you think you're being a bit shallow here in the way you look at women? Hal: Well, no! You know, I'd like her to be into culture and shit, too. Tony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation; Which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain? Hal: Hmmm, toug…”
— Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, Sean Moynihan, Hal Larson, Jack Black, imdb.com
“You know, there are a few times in a guy's life - and I mean two or three, tops - when he comes to a crossroads, and he's gotta decide. If he goes one way, he can keep doing what he's been doing and be with any woman who'll have him. And if he goes the other way, he gets to be with only one woman, m…”
— Jack Black, Hal, amazon.com