“Megan Vandergeld: [realizing her father’s hostage kidnapping plot, and he is the kidnapper] Daddy! Why are you doing this? Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson, but in his regular voice] Daddy didn’t tell you? He’s broke! Heather Vandergeld: [confused] What do you mean ‘broke’? Like, Martha Stewart…”Tagged: broke, MC Hammer, Martha Stewart
“These starving kids in Africa make me so sad. They don’t even have to try to be skinny.”Tagged: Starving Kids Africa
“Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills. Megan Vandergeld: It’s the Beverly Ho-Billies. Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me? Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh no, you didn’t? Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I’m sorry, but uhm...we just saw…”Tagged: Catfights, Beverly Hills, Don King, ass