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The James Bond series focuses on a fictional British Secret Service agent created in 1953 by writer Ian Fleming, who featured him in twelve novels and two short-story collections. Since Fleming's death in 1964, eight other authors have written authorised Bond novels or novelizations: Kingsley Amis, Christopher Wood, John Gardner, Raymond Benson, Sebastian Faulks, Jeffery Deaver, William Boyd and Anthony Horowitz. The latest novel is Trigger Mortis by Anthony Horowitz, published in September 2015. Additionally Charlie Higson wrote a series on a young James Bond, and Kate Westbrook wrote three novels based on the diaries of a recurring series character, Moneypenny. The character has also been adapted for television, radio, comic strip, video games and film. The films are the longest continually running film series of all time and have grossed over $7.040 billion in total, making it the fourth-highest-grossing film series to date, which started in 1962 with Dr. No, starring Sean Connery as Bond. As of 2018, there have been twenty-four films in the Eon Productions series. The most recent Bond film, Spectre (2015), stars Daniel Craig in his fourth portrayal of Bond; he is the sixth actor to play Bond in the Eon series. There have also been two independent productions of Bond films: Casino Royale (a 1967 spoof) and Never Say Never Again (a 1983 remake of an earlier Eon-produced film, Thunderball

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From “A View to a Kill”

It's women's lib. They're taking over the Teamsters.

Women's Lib feminism Teamsters

James Bond: Hello. I thought you might like to join the party. By the way, the name is James St. John Smythe. I'm English. Stacey Sutton: I never would have guessed.

party Introductions english

[the morning after Bond sleeps with May Day] Max Zorin: You slept well? James Bond: A little restless but I got off eventually.

Restless Double Entendres

May Day: Somebody will take care of you. James Bond: Oh, you'll see to that personally, will you?

Caregiver

James Bond: Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle. Jenny Flex: Yes, I love an early morning ride. James Bond: Well, I'm an early riser myself.

Double Entendre early riser

Restaurant Guest: Qu'est-ce qu'il y a, monsieur? James Bond: There's a fly in his soup!

waiter There's a Fly in my soup

James Bond: Well my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle. Jenny Flex: Yes, I love an early morning ride. James Bond: Well, I'm an early riser myself.

early riser Morning Sex Double Entendres

From “License to Kill”

Pam Bouvier: Why don't you wait until you're asked? James Bond: So why don't you ask me?

Waiting Asking

James Bond: In my business you prepare for the unexpected. Franz Sanchez: And what business is that? James Bond: I help people with problems. Franz Sanchez: Problem solver? James Bond: More of a problem eliminator.

Prepare unexpected problem solver

I'll do anything for a woman with a knife.

Knife Woman i'd do anything

From “GoldenEye”

Governments change... the lies stay the same.

Governments Lies

Natalya Simonova: On the train, when you told him to kill me, and that I meant nothing to you, did you mean it? James Bond: Yes. Basic rule: always call their bluff.

calling bluff

Alec Trevelyan: James... what an unpleasant surprise. James Bond: We aim to please.

unpleasant surprises

Natalya Simonova: Do you destroy every vehicle you get into? James Bond: Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys.

Reckless Driving Boys with Toys

Caroline: James, is it really necessary to drive quite so fast? James Bond: More often than you'd think.

Reckless Driving Speeding

James Bond: Are these pictures live? M: Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN.

american government Bad News Fake News CNN

Xenia Onatopp: You don't need the gun, Commander. James Bond: Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.

safe sex Guns

M: You don't like me, Bond. You don't like my methods. You think I'm an accountant, a bean counter more interested in my numbers than your instincts. James Bond: The thought had occurred to me. M: Good, because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War, whose boyish…

accountant Sexist misogynist Bean Counter Monster Heaven

From “Tomorrow Never Dies”

Paris Carver: Do you know I used to look in the papers every day for your obituary? James Bond: Well, I'm sorry I keep disappointing you.

obituary Disappointment Sarcasm

Another Carver building. If I didn't know better, I'd say he developed an edifice complex.

Oedipus Complex Puns

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