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52 quotesProducer · Born Aug 6, 1976 · American · Male

Joshua Ian "Josh" Schwartz (born August 6, 1976) is an American screenwriter and television producer. Schwartz is best known for creating and executive producing the Fox teen drama series The O.C. which ran for 4 seasons. Schwartz is also known for developing The CW's series Gossip Girl based on the book series of the same name and for co-creating NBC's action-comedy-spy series, Chuck. At 26, he became one of the youngest people in network history to create a series and run its day-to-day production when he ran The O.C. 2Early life Schwartz was born in 1976 in Providence, Rhode Island, to Jewish parents, Steve and Honey Schwartz. His parents were both toy inventors at Hasbro, working on the development of toys such as Transformers and My Little Pony, until they went on to start their own company. Schwartz grew up on the east side of Providence, Rhode Island with a younger brother, Danny, and a younger sister, Katie. Schwartz always had ambitions of being a writer since early childhood. When Schwartz was seven years old, he won an essay-writing contest at sleep-away camp for a review of the recently released movie Gremlins; the opening line was "Spielberg has done it again" and stood out amongst the pile of essays from the other kids. He even had a subscription to the entertainment industry newspaper Variety at age twelve. He attended Providence's private Wheeler School, a coeducational independent day school, for 11 years, graduating with the class of 199

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From “Top 20 Blair And Chuck Moments ”

Blair: You should find someone who loves you too. Chuck: I have. She's standing right in front of me.

T.V Couples Relationships

From “Gossip Girl ”

Blair: Chuck Bass is a romantic. Who knew? Chuck: Now you do. That's all that matters.

Cute Dialogue

I plan on holding on to my youth for as long as possible.

Youth Aging Ungracefully

From “Pilot”

There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good catfight and this could be a classic.

Catfight

What we're entitled to is a trust fund, maybe a house in the Hamptons, a prescription drug problem. But happiness does not seem to be on the menu, so smoke up and seal the deal with Blair, cause you're also entitled to tap that ass.

Rich People Problems Trust Fund Happiness

From “The Wild Brunch”

Better a broken nose than a broken heart.

Love Hurts Nothing Is More Painful Than Love Emotional Pain Hurts More Than Physical Pain

Chuck: If I knew his name, I would hunt him down and kill him. Nate: Because you kill people now? You gonna strangle him with your scarf? Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature. Nate: I'm just saying, death by scarf? Not that intimidating

Murder Killing People With A Scarf

Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.

Fashion Vanity Mocking

Look, Serena, stop trying to pretend you're a good girl. So you slept with your best friend's boyfriend. I kind of admire you for it.

good girl Betrayal Cheating admiration

From “Valley Girls”

Serena: I can't believe Blair won. Dan: Yeah, who voted for her? Chuck: Me. About 150 times.

voting Ballot Stuffing

From “Premiere”

Marissa: Who are you? Ryan: Whoever you want me to be.

flirty mysterious Want Vague Enigmatic

Do you want to play Grand Theft Auto? It's pretty cool. You can like, steal cars and... not that that's cool. Or uncool. I don't know... um...

joke Grand Theft Auto Video Games Pop Culture awkward

From “The Model Home”

Sandy: The minute you were born, I knew that I would never take another easy breath again without knowing that you were safe. Seth: So, I'm like asthma?

born father Son Breath Safety

Luke: Shut up, queer. Seth: Well, at least I don't shave my chest. Luke: What did you just say? Seth: I just said you look good in a sweater vest. It was a compliment.

Snarky Sassy joke Insult Queer

Ryan: I'm not too popular around here. And your boyfriend? A little angry. Marissa: Oh, and you're telling me you didn't try to hit him back? Ryan: Actually, I hit him first. Marissa: Well, hard to believe you're not more popular.

Popular Boyfriend angry Fight hit

From “The Debut”

Anna: Wait. Are you the kid from Chino who steals cars and sets people's houses on fire? So you're saying I'm making my debut into society with Newport's most wanted? Ryan: Is that gonna be a problem? Anna: I can't wait.

steal criminal Arson Fire Society

Anna: Could you be any more pathetic? A lone figure sitting on the floor, wondering if he's gonna be lonely for the rest of his life. Seth: Hey, your sensitivity — it's really, uh, nonexistent. Anna: You know what your problem is? You're not a man. Seth: Again, not appreciating the brutal honesty.

pathetic Lonely Sensitivity Insensitive Man

Dude, you're a Cohen now. Welcome to a life of insecurity and paralyzing self-doubt.

Insecurity Welcome Self-Doubt Paralyzing joke

From “The Girlfriend”

Gabrielle: Fifth grade? Okay, she needs to change that. She's known that guy since he's been eating paste. Seth: I think he still does.

Fifth Grade Elementary School Paste Dating Boyfriend

Seth: Is it twisted if I find my potential grandma really hot? Ryan: Not when she looks like that.

Grandma Twisted Hot Attractive joke

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