“Elle: [on video essay] ...and that’s why you should vote for me. Elle Woods: future lawyer for the class of 2004. Admissions Guy: She does have a 4.0 from CULA and she got a 179 on LSATs. Head of Admissions: Fashion major? Admissions Guy: Well, sir, we’ve never had one before and aren’t we always…”Tagged: Harvard, Ricky Martin, Fashion Major, philanthropist, Faux-Fur Panties
“Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment. Professor Callahan: You’ve just won your case.”Tagged: masturbation, Sperm, reckless abandonment
“Emmett: I can’t believe you just called me a butthead. I don’t think anybody has called me a butthead since the 9th grade. Elle: Maybe not to your face.”Tagged: butthead, say it to my face
“Elle: These aren’t last season! [looks down, gasps, runs back into courtroom] Elle: He’s gay! Enrique is gay!”Tagged: Fashion, gay
“Elle: I just don’t think that Brooke could’ve done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands; they just don’t. Vivian: Nice outfit. Elle: Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so…”Tagged: Endorphins, Exercise, constipated, Frigid, Bitch
“Warner Huntington III: You got into Harvard Law? Elle: What? Like it’s hard?”Tagged: Harvard Law, Dunning Kruger
“Construction Worker: [Whistles] Elle Woods: Ugh, I object!”Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes, Funny Moments
“It has come to my attention that the maintance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin to generic.”Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes, Funny Moments
“Professor: Elle Woods? Elle Woods: Oh, um, actually, I wasn't aware that we had an assignment. Professor: Vivian Kensington, do you think its acceptable that Ms. Woods is not prepared? Would you support my decision to ask her to leave class and only return when she is prepared?”Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Unless the defendent attempted to contact every one night stand to determine if the child resulted in those unions. He has no parental claim over this child whatsoever. Why now? Why this sperm?”Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Elle Woods: And for that matter, all masturbatory omissions where he was not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment. Professor: I believe you've just one your case.”Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Going to harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back!”Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“Professor: You file the claim. What next? Ms. Woods? Elle Woods: Does she need to have evidence? Meaning you need.... a reason to believe your claim should have, like, evidentiary support.”Tagged: Best of Moments, Movie Quotes
“What else we gonna do? Sit around here mourning somebody else's poor choices? No, we ain't no basic bitches.”Tagged: Break-Up Advice, Heartbreak Quotes, Chin Up