Marika Sawyer

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From “The Orgy”

“Vampire sex is like pizza, in that even when it's bad it's good. It's designed to be enjoyed by eight or more people. There's a choice of toppings.And in the morning, you're like, 'Aah! Why do I have puncture wounds on my penis?’”

Tagged: Nandor the Relentless, Vampire Sex, Sex and Pizza

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