“Thackery Binx: Elijah! Elijah! [he runs up to Elijah] Hast thou seen my sister Emily? Elijah: Nay. But look. [he points to purple smoke in the sky] They conjure. Thackery Binx: Oh, God. The woods! [he and Elijah run towards the field and see Sarah leading Emily into the woods] Emily! Elijah: She's…”Tagged: Elders, sister, Woods
“Billy Butcherson: [to Winifred, after finally freeing his mouth] Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell! [Winifred yells offensively] Billy Butcherson: [happily to Max] I've waited centuries to say that. Max: [disgusted] Say what you want; just don't breathe on me! Winifred…”Tagged: wench, trollop, maggoty, malfeasance, insults
“Winifred Sanderson: [sings while flying] Book! Come to Mommy! Voice of Thackery Binx: [Jumps on the book to prevent it from floating up to Winifred, with a screech] Afraid not! Winifred Sanderson: Thackery Binx, thou mangy feline. Still alive? Voice of Thackery Binx: And waiting for you! Winifred…”Tagged: mangy, feline
“Max: You've messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences! I'm going to summon the burning rain of death! Winifred Sanderson, Sarah, Mary Sanderson: [murmuring together] The burning rain of death? Max: [lights lighter] Winifred Sanderson: Look, he makes fire in his…”Tagged: burning rain of death
“Dani: You saved my life. Max: I had to. I'm your big brother. Dani: I love you, jerkface. Max: I love you, too.”Tagged: lifesaver, Big Brother, jerkface, I Love You
“Jay: Oh man, how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late? Winifred Sanderson: [Winnie, Sarah and Mary stop, turn and glare at the boys] Chicks?”Tagged: Chicks, Misogyny, late
“Oh, cheese and crust! He's lost his head! Damn that Thackery Binx!”Tagged: cheese and crust, fake swearing
“Winifred Sanderson: Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise it's curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend? Mary Sanderson: You explained it…”Tagged: Witches, Curses, potion, Salem, Curtains
“Mmm, mmm, mmm! I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!”Tagged: ice pack, Lust, Fever
“Jay: So let's have a butt. Max: No thanks, I don't smoke. Ernie 'Ice': They're very health-conscious in Los Angeles. [Jay and Ice laugh] Jay: You got any cash, Hollywood? Max: No. Ernie 'Ice': Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?…”Tagged: Cigarettes, Los Angeles
“Max: What happened? Dani: [disgusted, readjusting her witch's hat] A virgin lit the candle.”Tagged: virgin, Candle, Witches
“Dani: [as they plan to go to the Sanderson house] Max, I'm not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It's weird! Max: Dani, this is the girl of my dreams. Dani: So take her to the movies like a normal person. Max: Dani! Look just do this one thing for me, and I'll do…”Tagged: Weird, School, Peter Pan
“[Sarah is pushed onto the "black river", but lands straight up] Sarah: 'Tis firm! 'Tis firm as stone! Winifred Sanderson: Why, it's a road!”Tagged: road, Firm
“Sarah: I am alive! Winifred Sanderson: Damn that boy, he's tricked us again. Mary Sanderson: Oh, you're right, you're always right. Winifred Sanderson: [Interjects] It's my curse, that and you two! Get off me, you thundering oafs!”Tagged: alive, tricked, oafs
“Dani: You're my kitty now. You'll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you'll only hunt mice for fun. Voice of Thackery Binx: You're going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats. Dani: [giggles] You betcha.”Tagged: kitty, tuna fish, Mice, house cats
“Max: [looking at the salt can] Well, what does it say? Allison: Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends. Max: And what about new boyfriends?”Tagged: magic spells, Witches, Old Boyfriends, zombies
“Winifred Sanderson: Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies. Mary Sanderson: Spending a quiet evening at home. Sarah: Sucking the lives out of little children! [Winifred chokes Sarah]”Tagged: Spinsters, knickers, Child Abuse
“[Exiting the clay oven where they were lured by a learn-to-speak French tape] Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre.”Tagged: french lessons