“Jay: [with a tree filled full of numerous rolls of toilet paper in the background] You want to smash some pumpkins? Ernie 'Ice': No. Jay: Well then, do you want to look in windows and watch babes undress? Ernie 'Ice': It's 3am. They're undressed already. Jay: [throws another roll of toilet paper]…”Tagged: candy, smashing pumpkins, voyeurism, Overeating
“Thackery's Father: Winifred Sanderson? Winifred Sanderson: Yes? Thackery's Father: I will ask thee one final time. Winifred Sanderson: Yes? Thackery's Father: What hast thou done with my son, Thackery? Winifred Sanderson: Thackery? Hmm. Thackery's Father: Answer me! Winifred Sanderson: Well, I don't…”Tagged: Answer Me!, Cat Got Your Tongue
“Winifred Sanderson: Well, tell me friend, what is this contraption? Bus Driver: I call it a bus. Winifred Sanderson: A bus. And its purpose? Bus Driver: To convey gorgeous creatures such as yourselves to your most...[cracks his knuckle] Forbidden desires. Winifred Sanderson: [laughs] Well, fancy! We…”Tagged: Flirting, Reproduction
“My ungodly book speaks to you. On All Hallow's Eve, when the moon is round, a virgin will summon us from under the ground. Oh oh! We shall be back, and the lives of all the children of Salem will be mine! [All three witches cackle]”Tagged: Witches, Moon, Halloween, all hallow's eve, Salem
“Master's Wife: Okay that's it, party's over! Get out of my house! Master: Now, pudding face. Master's Wife: Shove it, Satan! Sarah: Ooh. Thou mustn't speak to Master in such a manner. Master: They call me Master. Master's Wife: Wait 'til you see what I'm gonna call you. Now, tart-face, take your…”Tagged: party's over, Shove It, satan, sic 'em
“Sarah: What is this place? Mary Sanderson: It reeks of children! Winifred Sanderson: It is a prison for children.”Tagged: Children, Prison, reeks
“Master: They called me master. Master's Wife: Oh, really? Well. wait until you see what I'm gonna call you!”Tagged: Threats, Master, Dominance
“Unfaithful lover long since dead. Deep asleep in thy wormy bed. Wiggle thy toes, open thine eyes, twist thy fingers toward the sky. Life is sweet, be not shy. On thy feet. So sayeth I!”Tagged: Unfaithful, wormy
“Allison: I like your costume, Dani. Dani: Thank you! I really like yours, too. Of course, I couldn't wear anything like that because I don't have any. What do you call them, Max? Yabbos? [Max embarrassed nearly spits out the cider he's drinking] Max likes your yabbos. In fact, he loves them!”Tagged: costume, compliments
“Master's Wife: Aren't you broads a little old to be trick or treating? Winifred Sanderson: We'll be younger in the morning. Master's Wife: Yeah, sure, me, too.”Tagged: Old, Ageism, Broads, trick or treating
“Miss Olin: Poor Thackery Binx. Neither his Father nor his Mother nor the entire town ever knew what became of him those 300 years ago. And so, the Sanderson Sisters were hanged by the Salem town folk. Now, there are those who say that on Halloween Night, a black cat still guards the old Sanderson…”Tagged: black cat, Tie dye, California, Jimi Hendrix, Halloween
“Winifred Sanderson: Sisters, All Hallow's Eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok! Sarah: Amok! [dances around] Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok. [Winifred punches Sarah in the stomach] Ugh!”Tagged: Halloween, frolicking, Dancing, costumes
“Come little children, I'll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.”Tagged: land of enchantment, Magic, Garden
“Winifred Sanderson: Twist the bones and bend the back. Sarah, Mary Sanderson: Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca. Winifred Sanderson: Trim him of his baby fat. Sarah, Mary Sanderson: Itch-it-a-cop-it-a-Mel-a-ka-mys-ti-ca. Winifred Sanderson: Give him fur black as black, just… Mary Sanderson:…”Tagged: magic spells, baby fat
“You know I’ve always wanted a child. And now I think I’ll have one…on toast!”Tagged: Cannibalism, Infanticide, Children
“Max: We did it, Binx we stopped them! Thackery Binx: I've wanted to do that for 300 years.. since they took Emily. Max: You really miss her, don't you? Man, you can't keep blaming yourself for that. That happened so long ago. Thackery Binx: Take good care of Dani, Max; you'll never know how precious…”Tagged: Miss you, take good care, don't know what you've got til it's gone
“Billy Butcherson: Go to hell! Winifred Sanderson: Oh! I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.”Tagged: Hell, Go to Hell