Night Vale podcast

51 quotes

“Be careful what you wish for, because it probably won't come true and life is mostly about expectation management.”

“If you can't say anything nice, you could say really awful things instead. It's an option.”

“If you fear something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s probably going to kill you.”

“Home is where the heart is. It’s also where the cameras and listening devices are. Also insects. Lots of insects in that home.”

“Put your money where your mouth is. Better put your keys, phone & ID in there too. Lots of pickpockets in the streets.”

“A bird in the hand could be worth your life when bargaining with the swarms of birds circling above you.”

“Live every day like it's your first.”

“When a door closes, a window opens. This contractor did a terrible job.”

“It's the thought that counts. So think real hard about why you got me this terrible gift.”

“Follow your heart. It's in a cooler in the back of that van up ahead. Step on it. They're getting away.”

“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will have plenty of time to regret your hubris as you drift for infinity through the void.”

“Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.”

“Paint a picture. It'll take longer.”

“It's difficult to see eye to eye. When you smush 2 people's eyes up against each other, they can't see much and also really want you to stop.”