Episode
The Abstinence
by David Mandel, Steve Koren, Jerry Seinfeld, Andy Ackerman, Fern Fitzgerald and 26 others
George's girlfriend has mononucleosis and he can't have sex with her for six weeks. Elaine's met a doctor who's almost gotten his license to practice. Jerry agrees to appear at career day at his former junior high school, first he is bumped and then there
(7 total)
Characters
“This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.”
— David Mandel, Steve Koren, Jackie Chiles, Phil Morris, imdb.com
Tagged: Public Humiliation
“To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. You just take for granted the fact that any time you put some trash out on the street, a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up. But now, it's like a garbage strike. The bags are piling up in your head. The sidewalk is blocked. Nothing's getting…”
— David Mandel, Steve Koren, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“I mean, let's say this is your brain. OK, from what I know about you, your brain consists of two parts: the intellect, represented here, and the part obsessed with sex. Now, granted, you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap. But with no-sex—Louise, this previously useless lump…”
— David Mandel, Steve Koren, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com