Are you into magic? Because abraca-damnnn!
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Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine.
If you were a President you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?
Did you swallow magnets? Because you're attractive.
My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Are you my pinky toe? Because I'll bang you on all my furniture.
Is your name wifi? Cause I'm feeling a connection.
Is your name Daniel? Because dammmn!
Are you into science? Because I've got my ion you.
Are you a dementor? 'Cause you take my breath away.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
If you were a disease you'd be hepatitis bae.
Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and damn!
You can call me Nemo cause I'm never afraid to touch the butt.
If you were a pokemon I'd choose you.
Are you McDonalds? Because I'm loving it.