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Seth MacFarlane

260 quotesTelevision Actor · Born Oct 26, 1973 · United States Of America · Male

Seth Woodbury MacFarlane (/ˈsɛθ ˈwʊdbɛri məkˈfɑːrlɪn/; born October 26, 1973) is an American television producer, filmmaker, actor, and singer, working primarily in animation and comedy, as well as live-action and other genres. MacFarlane is the creator of the TV series Family Guy (1999–2003, 2005–present), co-creator of the TV series American Dad! (2005–present) and The Cleveland Show (2009–13). He also wrote, directed, and starred in the films Ted (2012), its sequel Ted 2 (2015), and A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014). MacFarlane is a graduate of the Rhode Island School of Design, where he studied animation. Recruited to Hollywood, he was an animator and writer for Hanna-Barbera for several television series, including Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, Dexter's Laboratory, I Am Weasel, and Larry & Steve. As an actor, he has made guest appearances on series, such as Gilmore Girls, The War at Home and FlashForward. In 2008, he created his own YouTube series titled Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy. He won several awards for his work on Family Guy, including two Primetime Emmy Awards and an Annie Award. In 2009, he won the Webby Award for Film & Video Person of the Yea

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From “Something, Something, Something, Dark Side”

Lois Griffin as Princess Leia: [before Han is lowered into the carbon-freezing pit] I love you. Peter Griffin as Han Solo: Fuck off.

Snark Sassy fuck off

From “Friends of Peter G.”

Death: You members of the human race have the power to send a man to the moon and make Justin Long a movie star. With that kind of willpower, don't you think you can learn how to put the bottle down, just sometimes? Peter Griffin: We did it with Justin Long, didn't we? America said no but we kept at…

Snark SASS Discipline

From “Trading Places”

I guess we've learned that no matter who you are or where you come from, life is a terrible thing.

Life Sucks Sassy Snark

From “Back to the Pilot”

What they do turns out to be alright, it's what you're about to do that unleashes utter bedlam!

Sassy Snarky Snark Unleashing Bedlam

What they do turns out to be alright, it's what you're about to do that unleashes utter bedlam!

Sassy Snarky Snark Unleashing Bedlam

From “Burning Down the Bayit”

Joe Swanson: What were you doing last night? Peter Griffin: Fucking your mother.

Snark SASS Fucking Your Mom

From “Mr. & Mrs. Stewie”

Lois, if God wanted me to not sleep with my wife he would have made me John Travolta.

Snark mean insults

From “Yug Ylimaf”

[Speaking to Stewie as he's brought home from the hospital] Well it's up to you buddy. Save this marriage.

Saving Marriage Marriage Snark

From “Joe's Revenge”

Peter, what'd I say about you volunteering me for shit?

Snark SASS Volunteer

From “Space Cadet”

Lois Griffin: Stewie, hold my hand. Stewie Griffin: No, thank you, I prefer to die giving you the finger.

Snark I Hate You Mom Dying Sassy

Lois Griffin: Stewie, hold my hand. Stewie Griffin: No, thank you, I prefer to die giving you the finger.

Snark I Hate You Mom Dying Sassy

From “Brian's Play”

[to Lois] Close your purse. I can see your tampons. And why do you need six? What happens to you?

Snark period Being a woman tampons

[to Lois] Close your purse. I can see your tampons. And why do you need six? What happens to you?

Snark period Being a woman tampons

From “Roads to Vegas”

[Speaking to Brian] How does it feel to be the least cultured person at a bus station?

Sassy Uncultured Snark

From “Fresh Heir”

Chris Griffin: Hey, Dad, are you busy? I was thinking we could spend some time together. Peter Griffin: Okay, are you a television set of the Internet? Chris Griffin: No. Peter Griffin: Oh, then no.

Snark SASS Spending Time With Dad

From “Secondhand Spoke”

[When Brian was texting while driving] You know, that was a stroller, not a speed bump.

Texting Texting and Driving Snark

From “The Simpsons Guy”

Meg Griffin: I MATTER! Peter Griffin: Shut up, Meg, you don't matter!

Parenting You Don't Matter I Matter Snark mean

Brian Griffin: Ah, I guess we're in a town called Springfield. Stewie Griffin: Springfield, eh, which state? Brian Griffin: I can't imagine we are allowed to say.

References To TV references Snark Sassy

Brian Griffin: Ah, I guess we're in a town called Springfield. Stewie Griffin: Springfield, eh, which state? Brian Griffin: I can't imagine we are allowed to say.

References To TV references Snark Sassy

From “The Book of Joe”

Brian, why does everything you touch turn to garbage?

Sassy Snark garbage You're Garbage

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