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From “21 People Who Managed to Escape The Friend Zone”

“We became friends with benefits.”

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“My boyfriend left the friend zone because he just went for it, told me how he felt and kissed me. He's my first love and my best friend. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.”

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“I ignored her and she came after me.”

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“I told her to close her eyes, then I kissed her. We end up making out and having sex. We also dated for while.”

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From “Amazing Stories of Dudes Escaping The Friend Zone Will Give You Hope”

“Asked her out on dates, relentlessly. After 'not being ready for a boyfriend,' for three years, she finally went on a date with me, 13 years ago. Our 6th wedding anniversary is in December.”

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“We were at a club and some guys would not leave her alone. I told her to act like I was her boyfriend. We've been married 5 years now.”

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“My boyfriend escaped the friend zone while we got trashed at a funeral party.”

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From “Sex Disasters”

“My first girlfriend and I were hooking up one night. She liked to be on top, and she loved having her ass smacked while she was. So she was riding me pretty hard, and I was smacking her pretty hard when I misjudged when to smack her. I ended up hitting myself in the balls while she was bouncing up.…”

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“I barfed all over his belly.”

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“In college I had a tough rugby game. After the game, I got very drunk and smoked a lot of weed. After that, I was hooking up with my girl. She was going down on me, and, unfortunately, I fell asleep.”

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“I moved the wrong way during reverse cowgirl. I bent my partner’s penis almost in half.”

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“I made the worst mistake a guy could make: I called the girl I was with another girl’s name.”

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“After a night out with an ex-girlfriend of mine, I went to drop her off at her house as per usual for an 18-year-old. This particular night she decided that wasn’t enough, and she basically dragged me inside to the living room. She flipped on the TV for some background noise (her mother was…”

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From “Real-life embarrassing sex stories you'll pray will never happen to you”

“My wife and I decided to add a little spice to our love life by using some aerosol whipped cream. I got the can from the fridge and brought it to our dark bedroom, sprayed it all over her boobs and started to lick it off. It tasted funny and I thought that her skin chemistry was giving the whipped…”

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From “27 Intensely Embarrassing Sex Stories That Will Make You Feel Better About Your Own Sex Life”

“He lost the condom in me.”

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“The first time I had sex I fainted.”

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“I accidentally called out Harry Styles name while having sex with my boyfriend. We're not together anymore.”

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“When my boyfriend was eating me out last night, I farted in his mouth.”

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“While having sex; I came, farted and sneezed.”

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“When I was in high school my teacher caught me having sex in the school parking lot...with her husband.”

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