“Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind. It’s too long.”Tagged: Dick Jokes, Penis Size, Dirty Jokes
“What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date? She’s got small tits.”Tagged: Tits, Dirty Jokes, Dating
“What’s the best way to respond when a girl asks, ‘What’s up’? ‘If I tell you, will you sit on it?’”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, erection
“How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, Toilet Paper, Shit
“What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator.”Tagged: Puns, Dirty Jokes, Dictators
“Why did Jesus die a virgin? Every single ‘wound’ he touched closed up.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, jesus, Anti-Christian, virgin
“What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party...except you.”Tagged: Bitch, Whore, Dirty Jokes
“What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.”Tagged: Roman, Dirty Jokes, Puns
“What do you call a smiling Roman soldier with a piece of hair stuck between his front teeth? A glad-he-ate-her.”Tagged: Roman, Dirty Jokes, Puns
“How are women like linoleum floors? If you lay ’em right the first time, you can walk all over them for the next 20 years or so.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, Misogyny
“When is it OK to beat up a dwarf? When he’s standing next your girlfriend saying that her hair smells nice.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, pubic hair, Dwarf
“What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone? Nothing! Every cunt’s got one.”Tagged: clitoris, Cunt, Cell Phones, Dirty Jokes
“What do you do when your cat’s dead? Play with the neighbor’s pussy instead.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, Pussy, Puns, Double Entendre
“Why did the semen cross the road? Because you wore the wrong socks today.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, semen
“Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, Constipation
“What does a dumb slut say when you ask if she’s ever tried 69? ‘Thirty dudes is the most I can screw in one night.’”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, Slut, 69, Oral Sex
“What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? Thanks for coming!”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, Puns, Double Entendre, Sperm Bank
“Why did the snowman suddenly smile? He could see the snow-blower coming.”Tagged: Dirty Jokes, Double Entendre, blowjob
“How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same? Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.”Tagged: Kentucky Fried Chicken, KFC, Dirty Jokes, breasts