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“Yo mama’s so old she has an autographed Bible.”

“Yo mama so old, she farts dust.”

“Yo mama so ugly, cats put sand on her.”

“Yo mama so ugly, the boomerang don’t come back.”

“Yo mama so fat, her pictures keep falling off the wall.”

“Yo mama so fat, food trucks follow her on Twitter.”

“Yo mama is so old, her Social Security Number is 1.”

“Yo mama is so ugly that when she was young she had to trick or treat over the telephone.”

“Yo mama’s so ugly, even Ripley’s cannot believe it.”

“Yo mama has so many gaps between her teeth it looks like her tongue’s in jail.”

“Yo mama’s so fat when she wears Guess jeans the answer pops out.”

“Yo mama’s so fat she masturbates to cookbooks.”

“Yo mama is so poor that she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and licks other people’s fingers.”

“Yo mama is so stupid she stared at orange juice for 8 hours because it said ‘concentrate.’”

“Yo mama’s so dumb, someone told her it was chilly outside and she walked outside with a bowl.”

“Yo mama so fat she can’t jump to conclusions.”

“Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on an iPod, it makes an iPad.”

“Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is ketchup.”

“Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, cars slow down.”

“Yo mama’s so dumb it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.”