“What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? A pineapple!”Tagged: Christmas Jokes, Wordplay, iPad, Apple
“Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him.”Tagged: Christmas Jokes, Puns
“Why is Santa always cast as the lead in the local musical? Because he has such good presents.”Tagged: Christmas Jokes, Puns
“Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no body to go with.”Tagged: Christmas Jokes, Puns
“What part of the body do you only see around Christmas? The mistletoe. Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Holly-wood!”Tagged: Puns, Christmas Jokes
“Why do Christmas trees like the past so much? Because the present’s beneath them.”Tagged: Christmas Jokes, Puns
“Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was searching for some holiday spirit.”Tagged: Christmas Jokes, Grinch, liquor, Puns