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“Why doesn’t anyone want to shave a crazy sheep? Cause it’s a baaaaaaaaaad idea.”

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“What’s so bad about Russian dolls? They’re all so full of themselves.”

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“I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!”

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“What’s the most famous creature in the ocean? The starfish.”

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“What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Mostly hip-pop.”

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“What do baby kangaroos wear when it’s cold out? Jumpsuits.”

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“How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He could feel his presents.”

“Did you hear about that wedding? It was in-tents.”

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“How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer.”

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“Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed.”

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“What’s a firefly’s favorite game? Hide-and-glow-seek.”

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“Why was the poor guy selling yeast? To raise some dough.”

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“What do you call a pooch living in Alaska? A chilly dog.”

“Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad? His mummy, of course.”

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“Which plant rules the garden? The dande-lion.”

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“What does the cobbler say when a cat wanders into his shop? Shoe!”

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“Why did the skeleton hit the party solo? He had no body to go with him.”

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“What do you call a bee that’s having a bad hair day? Frisbee.”

“Who do call when the ocean needs a little cleaning? A mermaid, of course.”

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“What did the older chimney say to the younger one? But you’re way too young to smoke!”

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