“Kevin Copeland: [the Wilson Sisters get off the private jet, walk over to the arrival terminal, and meet Kevin and Marcus] Hi, I’m Kevin Copeland...
Tiffany Wilson: [rolling her eyes, looking at them] We already gave to the United Negro Fund!
Brittany Wilson: Yeah!
[They continue walking]
Marcus Copeland, Kevin Copeland: [in unison] Excuse us. Whoa-whoa-whoa! Hold on, hold on!
Kevin Copeland: Hold on!
[explaining to them their actual task]
Kevin Copeland: We’re actually here to escort you ladies to The Hamptons.
Tiffany Wilson: Oh!
[hands them their bags]
Tiffany Wilson: The bags are on the plane.
Brittany Wilson: [gives Kevin her dog carrier, with their dog, Baby] Here, take Baby and clean out his bag. Oh, my God; he didn’t have his colonic, and he, like, pooped everywhere!
[Baby, the dog yaps]”
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