“You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Choice, Marriage, Divorce, Misery, Regret
“A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: celebrity, Hard Work, Anonymity, Fame, Irony
“Materialism: buying things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people that don’t matter.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Materialism, Consumerism, Status Symbols
“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Knowledge, Tomato, Fruit, Fruit Salad, Wisdom
“That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is ‘act natural, you’re innocent.’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: awkward, Natural, innocent, suspicion, Shoplifting
“Is Google a woman? Because it won’t let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Google, Women, Misogyny, Interrupting
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Borrowing, Money, Pessimism
“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Idiot, argue, Experience, Wisdom
“I can totally keep secrets. It’s the people I tell them to that can’t.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Secret Secrets, Gossip, Irony
“Isn’t it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: 21st Century, History, Internet
“If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Mistakes, Childbirth, Irony
“Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: asshole, jesus, Love, Unlovable
“Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Making Ends Meet, Change, Irony
“Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing that it’s Tuesday.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Friday, Tuesday, Disappointment
“Funny how ‘we need to talk’ really means ‘you need to listen.’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Communication, talking, Listening, Irony
“Some people say, ‘If you can't beat them, join them.’ I say, ‘If you can't beat them, beat them,’ because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Cliches, surprise
“Two wrongs don't make a right; take your parents as an example.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Cliches, Parents, insults
“Dear alcohol: We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer...I saw the video...we need to talk.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Alcohol, Dancer, Drunk, Irony, Hangover