Season

Season 2

by Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, Jack Mcbrayer, Scott Adsit, Judah Friedlander and 36 others

The second season of 30 Rock, an American television comedy series, originally aired between October 4, 2007 and May 8, 2008 on NBC in the United States. In a season shortened by the 2007–2008 Writers Guild of America strike, the fifteen episodes of the

(12 total)

Characters

Jack Donaghy (10)Alec Baldwin (10)Tina Fey (4)Matt Hubbard (3)Kay Cannon (2)John Riggi (2)Jack Burditt (2)Andrew Guest (2)Robert Carlock (2)Tami Sagher (1)

“Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle’s after he would drink from the air conditioner”

— Tina Fey, Matt Hubbard, Kenneth Parcell, Jack Mcbrayer, imdb.com

Tagged: Eyes, look like, Uncle, Drink, Air Conditioners

“I like when a woman has ambition. It's like seeing a dog wearing clothes”

— Ron Weiner, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: Simile Examples, Woman, Ambition, dog, Masochism

“Tell her you want her to donate her body to science and you're science. Tell her, Jack!”

— Tina Fey, Kay Cannon, Tracy Jordan, Tracy Morgan, imdb.com

Tagged: donate, Body, Science, Sex, Pick Up Lines

“When will this be made public, sir? I want my mother to know before she dies so goes to her grave a defeated woman.”

— Andrew Guest, John Riggi, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: public, grave, A defeated woman, mother

“Well, it’s only positive reinforcement when they say it to you. In my case they’re just stating the facts. I do look like the Arrow shirt man, I did lace up my skates professionally and I did do a fabulous job finishing my muffin.”

— Tami Sagher, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: Positive Reinforcement, Skates, Muffin, Fabulous Job, Facts

“When it comes to hair, no one is more bitchy than conservative males.”

— Tina Fey, Kay Cannon, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: hair, Bitchy, Conservative Male, Appearance

“Never go with a hippie to a second location.”

— Jack Burditt, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: Hippie, Advice, Second location, Lessons

“It has sex, lies, puberty, betrayal, relay races… 'MILF Island' reflects the drama of the human experience, and isn’t that the essence of art?”

— Tina Fey, Matt Hubbard, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Lies, Puberty, Betrayal, Drama

“Kenneth: I don’t choose Democrat or Republican because choosing is a sin, so I just write in the Lord’s name. Jack: That’s Republican; we count those.”

— Robert Carlock, Jack Burditt, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: republican, Democrat, Lord, God, vote

“Well, it’s business drunk, it’s like rich drunk. Either way, it’s legal to drive.”

— Andrew Guest, John Riggi, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: Drunk, Legal, Alcohol, Drinking And Driving, Business Drunk

“You’re my new night job and I’m gonna love you like my boss is watching.”

— Donald Glover, Robert Carlock, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: Night Job, Love, boss, New

“Every time I meet a new person, I figure out how I’m gonna fight ’em.”

— Matt Hubbard, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

Tagged: New Person, Fight Them, Intimidation