“What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Funny, Word Jokes, Puns
“Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up literally everything.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Funny, Word Jokes, Puns
“What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Funny, Word Jokes, Puns
“What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Cat, Clause, Puns
“Why didn’t the melons get married? Because they cantaloupe.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Melons, Cantaloupe, Puns
“If April showers bring May flowers, what comes next in June? Pilgrims.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: April, May, June, Pilgrims, Puns
“What did the janitor yell after he jumped out of the closet? ‘Supplies!’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Janitor, closet, Puns
“A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke. Thank goodness it was a soft drink.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Coke, Soft Drinks, Puns
“What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it? A waist of time.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, belt, waist, Waste
“What do you say to a drunk who walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck? ‘You can stay. Just don’t try to start anything.’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Drunk, Jumper Cables, Puns
“Why did the pig leave the party early? Because everyone thought he was a boar.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Pig, party, Puns
“How can you get four suits for a dollar? Buy a deck of cards.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: suits, dollar, Deck of Cards, Puns
“Money doesn’t grow on trees, right? So why does every bank have so many branches?”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, Money, banks
“What’s the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, ‘Spit out your gum’ and the other says, ‘Choo choo choo.’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Teacher, train, Choo-Choo, Puns
“Why are barns so noisy? Because all the cows have horns.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, Cows, Barns, Noise
“What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, ’cause it has the most stories.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Tallest Building, library, Puns
“Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police better be on the lookout for two hardened criminals.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Drugstore, Viagra, Police, Criminals, Puns