“What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A Juan on Juan.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Mexicans, Basketball, Juan, Puns
“Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? There’s no point.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, Pencil
“What do computers snack on? Microchips.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: computers, Microchips, snacks, Puns
“Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Scarecrow, Puns
“People wonder why I call my toilet ‘the Jim’ instead of ‘the John.’ I do it so I can say ‘I go to the Jim first thing every morning.’”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Toilet, John, Jim, Puns
“Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Humpty Dumpty, Autumn, Fall, Puns
“What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes his ass.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Cannibal, Puns
“What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Chimney, Puns
“What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: midget, Psychic, Medium, Prison, Puns
“How come oysters never donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Oysters, charity, Shellfish, Puns
“Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg? He’s all right now.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Puns, Broken Arm, Left, Right
“I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Stealing, Dad, Road Workers, Puns
“I went to the bank the other day and asked the teller to check my balance. The bitch pushed me, but I couldn’t really blame her.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Bank, Bank Balance, Bitch
“I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger...and then it hit me.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Depth Perception
“What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad away.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Frogs, Puns
“What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Bear, teeth, Puns, Gummy Bears
“Why don’t teddy bears ever order dessert? Because they’re always stuffed.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Teddy Bears, dessert, Puns
“Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Everything’s fine. He woke up.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Kidnapping, School, Puns
“What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef but nobody can pee soup!”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Roast Beef, Pea Soup, Puns