“What do you call a big pile of kittens? A meowntain.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Kittens, Puns
“How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Hipsters, Coffee
“Last night I almost had a threesome; I only needed two more people!”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: threesomes, Sad
“Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out, man!”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, Lifeguards, Hippies
“Why can't a bike stand on its own? It’s two-tired.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Bicycles, Puns
“What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Switzerland, Flags, Plus Sign, Puns
“How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: ADHD, Lightbulbs
“Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like banana.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Cliches, arrows, Fruit Flies, Bananas, Puns
“Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks, ‘How do you drive this thing?’”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, fish
“What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurtie.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Dentist, Appointments, Puns
“Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well-known six offender.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, Sex Offender
“What do you call dangerous precipitation? A rain of terror.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, Rain, Terror, dangerous, Precipitation
“Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Corduroy, pillows, Headlines, Puns
“Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Umbrella, snoop dogg, Puns
“What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyoncé.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Marriage
“My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books, but he's only got his shelf to blame.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns
“Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Pterodactyl, bathroom, Silent, Puns
“Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Hippos
“What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, Ninjas, Sneakers
“A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Blindness, Double Entendre