“A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Magicians, Grocery Stores, Double Entendre
“How does NASA organize their company parties? They planet.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, NASA, Company Parties
“So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem cums out of nowhere.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Premature Ejaculation, Puns, Double Entendre
“Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Loco, Motives, Double Entendre, Mexican
“There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Prison, Prison Break, Midgets, Puns
“You kill vegetarian vampires with a steak to the heart.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Vegetarians, Vampires, play on words
“The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Pun, Dyslexia, devil, santa, satan
“What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, Bruce Lee, Homonyms
“If you want to catch a squirrel, just climb a tree and act like a nut.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Squirrel, Trees, Nuts
“A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Farmers, Cows, Rounding Up
“The midget fortune teller who kills his customers is a small medium at large.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Midgets, Fortune Tellers, killers, Puns, Mediums
“I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Brain, Body Organs, stupidity, Self-deprecation
“It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Puns, Kleptomaniacs, Literally
“What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeño business.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.comTagged: Nosy, Peppers, Jalapenos, Puns