Season

Season 3

by Rob Reiner, Carroll O'Connor, Jean Stapleton, Sally Struthers, Danielle Brisebois and 22 others

(14 total)

Characters

Archie Bunker (8)Carroll O'Connor (8)Don Nicholl (5)Michael Ross (5)Rob Reiner (4)Bernard West (4)Michael Stivic (3)Edith Bunker (2)Jean Stapleton (2)Vin Bogert (1)

“Edith: 'Nothing' just came into my mind. Archie: It must have felt right at home there.”

— Michael Ross, Bernard West, Edith Bunker, Jean Stapleton, imdb.com

Tagged: insults, Vapid

“God don't make no mistakes, that's how he got to be God.”

— Michael Ross, Bernard West, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com

Tagged: God, Mistakes

“Why don't you go back to bartender's school and take a course in 'shut up'?”

— Michael Ross, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com

Tagged: insults, shut up

“Mike: C'mon, Archie, two measly dollars. Didn't you ever bet on anything? Archie: Yes...I bet that my daughter would marry a human being and lost!”

— Don Nicholl, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com

Tagged: Betting, insults

“Paul: I wouldn't have known it from looking at you. You don't look Jewish. Archie: There is a good reason for that. I'm not.”

— Vin Bogert, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com

Tagged: phenotype, Jewish

“Archie: Your room is still in my house, which means I got the right to search it. Mike: [to Gloria] We're living in the Watergate Hotel here.”

— Austin Kalish, Irma Kalish, Michael Stivic, Rob Reiner, imdb.com

Tagged: watergate hotel, search and seizure

“Gloria: Michael, that's our money. We each contribute in our own way. Archie: That's right. You contribute deposits, he contributes withdrawals.”

— Michael Ross, Bernard West, Gloria Stivic, Sally Struthers, imdb.com

Tagged: Money, deposits, withdrawals, Insults To Lawyers

“Archie: If God had intended white people to dance with coloreds— Mike: He'd have given us rhythm, too.”

— Bernard West, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com

Tagged: anti-white jokes, coloreds, God, rhythm

“Anybody that goes to see a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined!”

— Sam Locke, Don Nicholl, Olga Vallance, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com

Tagged: Psychiatrist, crazy, Irony

“Barney: Hey, do you know any Polish jokes? Archie: Are you kidding? I got one living in the house with me!”

— Don Nicholl, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com

Tagged: Polish Jokes, meathead

“Mike: Actually, your father is on his best behavior tonight. He only called me an 'unbeautiful thing'. Could've called me an 'unbeautiful Polack.' Archie: The night is young, meathead.”

— Rob Reiner, Michael Stivic, Rob Reiner, imdb.com

Tagged: insults, polack, Polish Jokes

“Ruth Rempley: We were drowning. Swinging saved us! Edith: I think I would rather have drowned.”

— Michael Ross, Lee Kalcheim, Edith Bunker, Jean Stapleton, imdb.com

Tagged: Swinging, Drowning

“Archie: [on TV] Now I wanna talk about another thing that's on everybody's mind today and that's your stickups and your skyjackings. Which if that was up to me, I could end the skyjackings tomorrow. Mike: [at home] You could? Archie: All you gotta do, is arm all your passengers. Your skyjacker knows…”

— Don Nicholl, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com

Tagged: skyjackings, arming everyone, Second Amendment, Deterrence

“Mike: Would you stand up and cheer if it was me at the door? Archie: Well that depends, Meathead, on whether you was coming in or going out.”

— Don Nicholl, Michael Stivic, Rob Reiner, imdb.com

Tagged: meathead, coming, Going