Episode

The Pornscape

by Gil Ozeri, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, Kelly Galuska, Andrew Goldberg and 21 others

Andrew tries to drown his sorrows in a sea of porn, only to become hopelessly addicted. Coach Steve becomes a suspect in a murder spree.

(5 total)

Characters

Gil Ozeri (5)Jason Mantzoukas (2)Nick Kroll (2)Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster (2)Jay Bilzerian (2)Andrew Glouberman (1)John Mulaney (1)

“I guess I should go to school, even though there's no porn there.”

— Gil Ozeri, Andrew Glouberman, John Mulaney, imdb.com

Tagged: Porn And Puberty

“I crave emotional intimacy. Because my parents have a no-touch policy with me. So I don't really feel human contact at all.”

— Gil Ozeri, Jay Bilzerian, Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

Tagged: No-Touch Policy

“You guys realize DNA is a hoax created by gay scientists, right?”

— Gil Ozeri, Jay Bilzerian, Jason Mantzoukas, imdb.com

“Andrew: What, like a show about a bunch of kids masturbating? Nick: Isn't that technically child pornography? Maurice: Holy shit, I hope not! I mean, maybe if it's animated, we could get away with it. Right?”

— Gil Ozeri, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: kids, masturbating, animated

“Look, I know this all seems embarrassing right now but maybe one day, you'll look back on this time fondly and perhaps even make something beautiful out of it.”

— Gil Ozeri, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com

Tagged: embarrassing, fondly, Beautiful