Season 7

“Bob: Wait, I know how we can get back in front of Pesto. Linda: Bob, it's not a race. Bob: That's right, it's not a race, Lin. It's a war. Gene: It's a race war. Bob: Gene.”

— Steven Davis, Bob Belcher (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

“Sorry, ballroom's been canceled. The teacher just waltzed out of here. Get it? I'm kidding. She died.”

— Kelvin Yu, Steven Davis, Receptionist, imdb.com

“Jimmy Junior: Tinabot, commence to the AV closet. I want to show you something. It's something I haven't shown anyone. Not even Zeke. Tina: Wow, a secret, and a zekeret.”

— Gregory Thompson, Tina Belcher (voice), Dan Mintz, imdb.com

“Louise Belcher: How you doing, girl? Tina Belcher: Um, not great. I feel like my soul has diarrhea.”

— Steven Davis, Kelvin Yu, Tina Belcher (voice), Dan Mintz, imdb.com

“Linda: I like sandwiches. Bob: You smell like you do. Linda: You smell interesting too. You own a toothbrush, or are you still shopping around?”

— Dan Fybel, Bob Belcher (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

“Mr. Ambrose: Ugggh! You've been a witch for what? Two days? Take it down a notch! You're playing with powerful forces; this is not kids' stuff. Tina: I am powerful forces. Mr. Ambrose: Witch, please!”

— Holly Schlesinger, Tina Belcher (voice), Dan Mintz, imdb.com

“Teddy: You know that boat that I've been fixing up? Linda: Yoooou've mentioned it. Teddy: Well, I finally got her shipshape, and I thought it'd be fun to take you all out. Louise: Kill us? Teddy: No, take you out for a boat ride.”

— Dan Fybel, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com

“Louise, you do not want that flu bug. I had it and it gave me weird fever dreams. I dreamt I was in a book club with my cousin Vanessa, but she was a werewolf.”

— Nora Smith, Linda Belcher, John Roberts, imdb.com