Season 2

“I wanted something preserved and timeless like one of those stupid movies.”

— Zander Lehmann, Laura, Tara Lynne Barr, imdb.com

“Our country's lost its innocence.”

— Liz Tigelaar, Drew Meyers, Zak Orth, imdb.com

“It's amazing how many people don't know anything about the person that they're with.”

— Liz Tigelaar, Jack Briggs, Kyle Bornheimer, imdb.com

“You think you're this man of the world. This bastion of truth. But you're just a self-absorbed boy who wants what he can't have.”

— Rosa Handelman, Sarah Finn, Britt Lower, imdb.com

“I just wish there was one movie that played it real. You know? Give me awkwardness, and vaginal agony, and the disposal of bloody sheets.”

— Rosa Handelman, Laura, Tara Lynne Barr, imdb.com

“To be fair, egg poaching is the highest level of difficulty in the egg-cooking hierarchy. There is scrambled, fried, hardboiled, soft-boiled…”

— Marguerite McIntyre, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“Um, have you ever spent the whole day in your bed just smokin’ pot and havin’ sex?”

— Zander Lehmann, Jennifer, Katie Aselton, imdb.com

“Some people just take. They take until there's nothing left.”

— Zander Lehmann, Anthony, Adam Lustick, imdb.com

“Basically, dying alone is the ultimate indignity.”

— Zander Lehmann, Kiel, Nicole Burch, imdb.com

“But you know that he can sustain a relationship about as long as he can probably hold a boombox over his head.”

— Liz Tigelaar, Jennifer, Katie Aselton, imdb.com

“I mean, it sucks he has a problem, but since when do people in rehab get care packages? I mean, what are we gonna send him, some methadone?”

— Molly Smith Metzler, Laura, Tara Lynne Barr, imdb.com

“They can sense the second you are fine without them and then they just swoop in and fuck everything up.”

— Zander Lehmann, Jennifer, Katie Aselton, imdb.com

“I've just been I haven't been sleeping because I got these birds outside my window and they're going, 'Chirp, chirp, chirp,' constantly, and you know, is it wrong that I just want them to die?”

— Liz Tigelaar, Valerie, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com

“eHarmony's the benchmark. They fully monetized desperation.”

— Zander Lehmann, Kiel, Nicole Burch, imdb.com

“I'm fucking my self-esteem to new heights.”

— Zander Lehmann, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“Unemployment is surprisingly expensive.”

— Zander Lehmann, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“What's the matter? Can't you just be happy that I'm miserable?”

— Harris Danow, Drew Meyers, Zak Orth, imdb.com

“Nothing's ever as good as you think it's gonna be.”

— Liz Tigelaar, Valerie, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com

“Just because you partner with someone doesn't mean you're going to be satisfied with them.”

— Zander Lehmann, Jordan, Vincent Kartheiser, imdb.com

“You think these classes are gonna help me land a job in quality control at the sex robot factory?”

— Liz Tigelaar, Laura, Tara Lynne Barr, imdb.com