“Look, Wandering Elk or what ever the fuck your name is..”— Larry David, Susie Greene, Susie Essman, imdb.comTagged: name, wandering
“Let me ask you a question. You've slept with a lot of white men, a lot of black men, I'm sure? Is there any discernible difference?”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: white, Black, Race, Sex, difference
“Counselor Condon: Have you ever been the victim of a serious crime? Larry: My cousin once stole an Almond Joy from me, It was upsetting at the time but, umm...”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: Victim, serious crime, cousin, stole, Almond Joy
“Dalilah: I don't know, you remind me of my college history teacher. Larry: Was he an avuncular, bald Jew?”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: College, History, Teacher, bald, Jew
“There's a jetstream of bullshit coming out of your mouth my friend, you are busted buddy!”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: jetstream, A lot, Mouth, busted, Lies
“If I pee twenty times a day, I can get through a whole New York Times for God sake!”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: peeing, Reading, new york times, Knowledge
“It's like if you go to a prostitute, and the prostitute goes around and tells everybody that you got a small penis. Not that I've ever been to a prostitute... not that I have a small penis.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: Prostitute, small penis, Gossip, Rumor
“Larry: Next time you use the bathroom, make sure to keep the seat down. Nat: What are you pussy-whipped? Larry: It's not really about her, It's about me, I pee sitting down.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: Pee, bathroom, seat down, Whipped, sitting down
“I feel like an idiot holding this skewer.”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: Idiot, skewer, Holding
“Larry: Um-hm. Yeah, there's definitely a prick involved. Doctor: Uh, yes there is a prick involved. Larry: Yeah, there's one prick involved. Doctor: Yeah, I would say there's one prick involved. Larry: I agree. I'm not a doctor, but I agree. There is one prick.”— Larry David, Larry David, imdb.comTagged: Prick, Stitches, Medicine, agreement