Show

Everybody Loves Raymond

Everybody Loves Raymond is an American television sitcom starring Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Brad Garrett, Doris Roberts, and Peter Boyle. It originally ran on CBS from September 13, 1996, to May 16, 2005. Many of the situations from the show are based

(30 total)

Seasons

Season 1 (20)Season 2 (6)Season 3 (1)Season 4 (2)Season 6 (1)

Characters

Peter Boyle (11)Frank Barone (11)Ray Romano (11)Ray Barone (9)Philip Rosenthal (8)Steve Skrovan (6)Lew Schneider (5)Doris Roberts (4)Marie Barone (4)Stephen Nathan (3)

“It's the celery that makes 'tuna salad' tuna salad. What you gave me was tuna slop!”

— Jeremy Stevens, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com

Tagged: Tuna, Celery, slop, upset, picky

“I've got the complete works of Arnold Schwarzenegger, except the one where he gets pregnant.”

— Jeremy Stevens, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com

Tagged: complete works, Arnold Schwarzenegger, pregnant

“This is Debra, the little lady. I don't mean little in a size way, or that she doesn't matter. She's my lady. She's my great big lady.”

— Tucker Cawley, Lew Schneider, Ray Barone, Ray Romano, imdb.com

Tagged: little lady, size, Matter, big lady

“Ray: You know I read somewhere where the happiest marriages are the ones where the man is smarter. Debra: Oh, guess who wrote that...”

— Steve Skrovan, Debra Barone, Patricia Heaton, imdb.com

Tagged: Read, Happiest, marriages, Man, Smarter

“You know that shampoo that says 'no more tears' on the bottle? There's tears.”

— Philip Rosenthal, Robert Barone, Brad Garrett, imdb.com

Tagged: Shampoo, false advertising, no more tears, Tears, stings

“Ray: Listen dad, when was the last time you said I love you to someone? Frank: What? Do you live in a freaking fairyland?”

— Philip Rosenthal, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, said i love you, Sassy, freaking, fairyland

“The movies? Some people get to live it up.”

— Philip Rosenthal, Marie Barone, Doris Roberts, imdb.com

Tagged: Movies, Sassy, live it up

“I'm sucking the youth!”

— Philip Rosenthal, Frank Barone, Peter Boyle, imdb.com

Tagged: sucking, Youth, exclamation

“Everybody loves Raymond. I go to work people shoot at me, Ray goes to work and people do the wave. Then he sits down, has a hotdog, doodles on a piece of paper and they give him a trophy.”

— Philip Rosenthal, Robert Barone, Brad Garrett, imdb.com

Tagged: Work, upset, shoot, Wave, Trophy

“I can't talk, there's too much fruit in the house.”

— Philip Rosenthal, Marie Barone, Doris Roberts, imdb.com

Tagged: can't talk, Fruit, House, upset