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I Hate Myselfie: A Collection of Essays by Shane Dawson

New York Times Bestseller● Publishers Weekly Bestseller ● Los Angeles Times Bestseller ● Wall Street Journal Bestseller From his first vlog back in 2008 to his full-length film directorial debut Not Cool, S

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“It’s a twisted land of self-hatred, sadness, and lots of repressed anger toward every person who’s ever hurt me.”

— Shane Dawson, amazon.com

Tagged: Self-hatred, Sadness, Anger

“She must have been dealing with a lot of issues that made her take out her anger on me. It doesn’t make it right but it makes it slightly understandable.”

— Shane Dawson, amazon.com

Tagged: issues, Problems, Anger, Understanding

“Side note: What is that crotch pad for? Is it to protect the vagina from the impact of a big wave? Or maybe to have a stronger barrier between vagina and sand? I can imagine how uncomfortable a sandy vagina is. Almost as uncomfortable as when sand would get in my loose under-boob skin. See, women, I…”

— Shane Dawson, amazon.com

Tagged: Crotch, Vagina, Protection

“Our breakup broke the record for the most mutual parting of ways in history. Here’s the text-message conversation: Me: Hey . . . should we break up? Canadian: Ya probably. Me: Ok. Canadian: Did you watch Hoarders last night? Me: Ya! I can’t believe that woman ate her dead dog thinking it was jerky.…”

— Shane Dawson, amazon.com

Tagged: breakup, Conversation, historical

“I just don’t have the willpower to hit up the gym every day for two hours, and the idea of cutting candy out of my diet seems impossible.”

— Shane Dawson, amazon.com

Tagged: willpower, workout, diet, Discipline

“I know the old saying ‘Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.’ Well, nothing tastes as good as being alive either.”

— Shane Dawson, amazon.com

Tagged: Weight, alive