Season

Season 1

by Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio, Jenni JWoww Farley, Sammi 'Sweetheart' Giancola, Vinny Guadagnino, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and 4 others

(34 total)

Characters

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino (9)Nicole Snooki Polizzi (6)Vinny Guadagnino (5)Ronnie Ortiz-Magro (5)Jenni Farley (4)Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D (4)Angelina Pivarnick (1)

“My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccer-proof, motorcycle-proof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof. I'm not willing to try that.”

— Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D, imdb.com

Tagged: hair, windproof, soccer-proof, Bulletproof, looks

“My girl is fucking busted so I'm, like, I'm just trying to go with the flow.”

— Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D, imdb.com

Tagged: busted, go with the flow, In Trouble

“Mike would bang a Gatorade bottle if it had a pulse at this point.”

— Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, imdb.com

Tagged: bang, gatorade, Sex, Pulse

“And then I hear her girlfriend, like, standing over me like; what are you doing... under the covers? I was just like; oh wow! I was like; what is going on right now?”

— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com

Tagged: Girlfriend, under the covers, flustered

“At first, I was all about, like, I'm not going to shit where I sleep. But, I mean, for her I would roll around in my shit all day to be honest with you.”

— Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Sex, shit where you sleep

“I told Pauly D to start the grill and he puts charcoal in a gas grill, then he asks me to light it and we were this close to pretty much blowing up the house.”

— Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino, imdb.com

Tagged: grill, charcoal, Gas, blowing up, Fire