“Vanessa Baxter: I don't like the idea of you guys posting stuff on the internet. Eve Baxter: Mom, come on. If Mandy's spreading something viral, you better pray it's on the internet.”— Kevin Hench, Sarah Jane Cunningham, Suzie V. Freeman, Vanessa Baxter, Nancy Travis, imdb.comTagged: posting online, Internet, Viral, STDs
“Mike Baxter: Everybody gives these athletes a lot of slack. It doesn't do them any good. I mean 99% of these kids will never play for a pro team, or even the Cleveland Browns. Ed Alzate: Don't knock the Browns, Mike. If it weren't for them, the Bengals fans wouldn't have anyone to make fun of.”— Sid Youngers, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.comTagged: Cleveland Browns, Cincinnati Bengals, athletes, Slack, losers
“I suppose you have never seen Ryan dance before. If you had, then I wouldn't have a nephew.”— Ed Yeager, Mandy Baxter, Molly Ephraim, imdb.comTagged: Dancing, you can't dance, bad dancers
“Ed Alzate: So now you're down on your quarterback. Even though he and Mandy have a date tonight. Mike Baxter: How do you know that? Ed Alzate: Mandy and I are Facebook pals. I asked her to be my friend, she said yes. We call it friending. Mike Baxter: You should call it frightening. Ed Alzate: Mandy…”— Sid Youngers, Mike Baxter, Tim Allen, imdb.comTagged: Facebook as a Digital Town Square, friending, World Wide Web