“Your parents are a bag of dicks.”— James Siciliano, Rick Sanchez, Justin Roiland, imdb.comTagged: Parents, lame, metaphor example
“If I die, don't eat my ass that'd be weird.”— James Siciliano, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.comTagged: Death, Cannibal, Weird
“Camping is just being homeless without the change.”— James Siciliano, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.comTagged: camping, homeless, Change, Sassy
“Isn't it obvious Morty? I fucked a planet.”— James Siciliano, Rick Sanchez, Justin Roiland, imdb.comTagged: planet, Sex, obvious
“I wasn't born into the God business, I fucking earned it.”— James Siciliano, Rick Sanchez, Justin Roiland, imdb.comTagged: Business, Work Hard, earned it
“I programmed you to believe that.”— Caitie Delaney, Rick Sanchez, Justin Roiland, imdb.comTagged: Belief, Program, computer
“Whose kidneys are these?”— Caitie Delaney, Morty Smith, Justin Roiland, imdb.comTagged: kidney, Questions, Organs
“Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.”— Caitie Delaney, Rick Sanchez, Justin Roiland, imdb.comTagged: Stealing, Theft, Lesson
“I going to daughter your brains out, bitch.”— Michael Waldron, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.comTagged: Daughter, Brain, Threat
“You can't stay mad a guy with this amount of talent.”— Michael Waldron, Jerry Smith (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.comTagged: Mad, Talent
“Must... continue... moving... in... ways... that... lead... to... dying... with... you.”— Shawn Pearlman, Morty Smith, Justin Roiland, imdb.comTagged: Lead, Dying
“I think you have to think ahead and live in the moment.”— Shawn Pearlman, Rick Sanchez, Justin Roiland, imdb.comTagged: moment, Life, live
“There's a lesson here and I'm not going to be the one to figure it out.”— Shawn Pearlman, Rick Sanchez, Justin Roiland, imdb.comTagged: Lesson, figure it out, Thought
“I ain't better than shit, Jack”— Shawn Pearlman, Morty Smith, Justin Roiland, imdb.comTagged: Sassy, better
“Morty, you know outer space is up right?”— Shawn Pearlman, Rick Sanchez, Justin Roiland, imdb.comTagged: Outer Space, Space, Sassy