Season 1

“Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading from the manual] How to Turn Off Your Suck-O-Matic. [the Suck-O-Matic sucks some pages from the manual] Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [reading] In case Suck-O-Matic sucks instructions, see page 101. [the Suck-O-Matic sucks some more pages from the manual] Rocko, Heffer Wolfe: [r…”

— Joe Murray, Nick Jennings, George Maestri, Rocko (voice), Carlos Alazraqui, imdb.com

“Heffer Wolfe: [writing Rocko's personals ad] Marsupial with big hairy chest seeking female with same. Will suck the fillings out of your teeth if you let me. I am adventurous and will try anything once. Twice if you're lucky!”

— Vince Calandra, Joe Murray, Ron Hauge, Heffer Wolfe (voice), Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“Rocko: Come on, Hef. Let's go. I think I'm bleeding internally.”

— Vince Calandra, Ron Hauge, Nick Jennings, Rocko (voice), Carlos Alazraqui, imdb.com

“Heffer Wolfe: Give me another double order of fries. Bartender: Sorry, pal. I think you've had enough. Heffer Wolfe: I'll tell you when I've had enough, you greasy plate jockey!”

— Vince Calandra, Ron Hauge, Joe Murray, Heffer Wolfe (voice), Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“Ed Bighead: [looking through binoculars] Bev, I can't believe it! Do you know what that weirdo next door is up to? Bev Bighead: Oh, shut up and mind your own business, Ed. Ed Bighead: But, Bev, they're, well... uh... nude! Bev Bighead: [looks through Ed's binoculars] Oh, Ed, oh, you're right! Oh, ye…”

— Vince Calandra, Nick Jennings, George Maestri, Ed Bighead (voice) / Bev Bighead (voice), Charlie Adler, imdb.com

“Waitress: Will there be anything else, sir? Heffer Wolfe: [referring to a pair of chopsticks] Yeah, these plastic things can't cut my burrito.”

— Vince Calandra, Martin Olson, Nick Jennings, Joe Murray, George Maestri, Heffer Wolfe (voice), Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“Rocko: We don't need some hoity-toity health club to stay in shape, eh, Heff? Heffer Wolfe: No way, man! Care for another slice of pizza? Rocko: I'm feeling the burn! Heffer Wolfe: Yeah, you should blow on it first. The cheese is hot.”

— Vince Calandra, Heffer Wolfe (voice), Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“Rocko: Thanks for taking me to the doctor, Heffer. Heffer Wolfe: I wouldn't miss it for the world. These waiting rooms are real freak shows.”

— Ron Hauge, Joe Murray, Nichole Poinski, Heffer Wolfe (voice), Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“You know, Spunky, sometimes grocery day can be a very dangerous day, but at least we got food.”

— Ron Hauge, Joe Murray, Nichole Poinski, Rocko (voice), Carlos Alazraqui, imdb.com