Season

Season 2

by Zach Braff, Donald Faison, Sarah Chalke, John C. McGinley, Neil Flynn and 7 others

The second season of the American comedy-drama television series Scrubs premiered on NBC on September 26, 2002 and concluded on April 17, 2003 and consists of 22 episodes. For the second season Neil Flynn was made a series regular. Colin Hay guest starred

(6 total)

Characters

Janae Bakken (2)John 'J.D.' Dorian (1)John C. McGinley (1)Judy Reyes (1)Neil Flynn (1)Sarah Chalke (1)Ken Jenkins (1)Neil Goldman (1)Garrett Donovan (1)Bill Lawrence (1)

“Oh, hey, Bob, here's an idea: What say you stop showing up altogether? We'll just replace you with a giant time-clock. Oh, and if we ever get to missing you, we'll just have a tiny little Bob Kelso cuckoo bird pop out every couple of minutes and say 'I've never satisfied a woman. I've never satisfie…”

— Bill Lawrence, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

Tagged: Time-Clock, Cuckoo Bird, Diss, Sex, Sassy

“J.D.: Well, I still want to refer you to a dermatologist, but it looks benign. Janitor: Yeah, benign, nine and a half...”

— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, Janitor, Neil Flynn, imdb.com

Tagged: Jokes, Penis Length, Word Play

“Of course I'm holding back, I'm insane, you idiot! Remember the other day when you told me I had pit stains? Well, I have cried every 15 minutes on the half hour since you told me that. I am racked with self-doubt, I have panic attacks, I'm claustrophobic, germaphobic, phobia phobic, I talk to mysel…”

— Janae Bakken, Debra Fordham, Elliot Reid, Sarah Chalke, imdb.com

Tagged: Insecurities, Opening Up, Self-Doubt, Anxiety, Panic Attacks

“There are a few things I've always believed in. Flowers are good for any occasion. And nothing is more important than making time for an old friend, especially if the old girl has seen better days. Because even if it breaks your heart to be "just friends," if you really care about someone, you'll ta…”

— Gabrielle Allan, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com

Tagged: Friends, Flowers, caring, Just Friends

“This is not 'Bring Your Problems To Work Day', this is just 'Work Day.'”

— Angela Nissel, Bob Kelso, Ken Jenkins, imdb.com

Tagged: Work, Work Problems, Work Days, Sassy

“Dr. Cox: So my girlfriend serviced most of the staff? I'm proud of her commitment to medicine. Carla: It's not like you haven't had sex with other people. Your ex-wife, that med student, your ex-wife, the cute nurse from radiology, your ex-wife... Dr. Cox: Would you get off my ex-wife? Carla: I will…”

— Janae Bakken, Carla Espinosa, Judy Reyes, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Sassy, Relationships, Comebacks