Episode
The Library
by Larry Charles, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, Josh White, Philip Baker Hall and 11 others
The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop. George thinks the homeless man he'd seen outside the library is a former high school gym teacher that
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Characters
Tagged: Tough Guys
“I remember when the librarian was a much older woman: Kindly, discreet, unattractive. We didn't know anything about her private life. We didn't WANT to know anything about her private life. She didn't HAVE a private life.”
— Larry Charles, Lieutenant Bookman, the "Library Cop", Philip Baker Hall, imdb.com
“Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says ‘New York Public Library’? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene,…”
— Larry Charles, Lieutenant Bookman, the "Library Cop", Philip Baker Hall, imdb.com
“Yeah, '71. That was my first year on the job. Bad year for libraries. Bad year for America. Hippies burning library cards, Abbie Hoffman telling everybody to steal books. I don't judge a man by the length of his hair or the kind of music he listens to. Rock was never my bag. But you put on a pair of…”
— Larry Charles, Lieutenant Bookman, the "Library Cop", Philip Baker Hall, imdb.com
Tagged: Cruelty