Episode

The Fusilli Jerry

by Marjorie Gross, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Andy Ackerman, Estelle Harris and 26 others

Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN." Jerry is disturbed when he finds out his mechanic used his "move" on Elaine while making love to her. Kramer makes a statue of Jerry out of fusill

(5 total)

Characters

Marjorie Gross (5)Jerry Seinfeld (2)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (1)Michael Richards (1)Jason Alexander (1)Elaine Benes (1)George Costanza (1)Cosmo Kramer (1)Frank Costanza (1)Jerry Stiller (1)

“He stopped short? That's my move. I'm gonna kill him!”

— Marjorie Gross, Frank Costanza, Jerry Stiller, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Threats, Sexual Moves

“Now, the ending is kind of an option. I use the swirl. I like the swirl. I'm comfortable with the swirl. I feel the swirl is a great capper. He uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous.”

— Marjorie Gross, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, The Move, David Puddy

“Well, all those mechanics do is work all day with their hands and their big, muscular arms on machines, and then they come home dripping with animal sexuality like Stanley Kowalski. What a huge turnoff that is.”

— Marjorie Gross, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Mechanics, Attraction, Manual Labor, muscles, Stanley Kowalski

“Have you ever met a proctologist? Well, they usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never!…”

— Marjorie Gross, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Proctologists, Rectal Foreign Objects, parties

“You're not out there! You can't be, because I am out there. And if I see you out there, there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence!”

— Marjorie Gross, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Dating, Out There, Electroshock Therapy